Pregnant stripper...not hot.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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