i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize