I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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