How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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