problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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