i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
