some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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