Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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