I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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