If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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