he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I deserve this hangover.
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