So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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