i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I currently don't understand fingers.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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