in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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