Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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