make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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