make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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