Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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