The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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