good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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