I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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