Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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