I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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