what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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