But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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