it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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