You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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