I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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