I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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