I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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