Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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