Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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