It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just found a bag of teeth...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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