Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Damn victory sex feels great
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
