i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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