So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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