We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
