Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
barbara walters just said penis...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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