Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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