I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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