I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Randomize
