when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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