Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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