I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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