im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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