All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
