Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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