He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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