He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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