i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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