i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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