I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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