the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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