i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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